Jokes and Puzzles
Girl: I lost my dog
Boy: Why don't you put an add in the newspaper?
Girl: Dont be silly dogs cant read
Q: What works in a circus does summersaults and meows?
A: An acrocat
Q: My name is Fido what's yours?
A: I am not sure but I think its down boy
Q: What do you got when you cross a cat and a lemon?
A: A sour puss
Q: kathy sent a birthday card to her aunt on the computer but it arrived late why?
A: Because her cat ate the mouse !
Q: What is a French cats favorite pudding?
A: chocolate mousse
Q: What do u get when u cross a cat and a tree?
A: cat-a-logue
Q: What do u call a cat with 8 legs?
Q: An octopuss
Q: What do u get when u cross a mean cat and Santa?
A: Santa claws
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